By now you may be asking, "What's the deal with 'phat', you guys?" Yes, we admit it is a rather overused term with us. But allow us if you will to explain to you why we love the word so much in our special exclusive section the Many Uses of Phat.  Coming soon, according to Jamie: "Next, I'm going to go into a 'practical usage of the word phat section' and listen in on the conversations of some phat phriends, Cleophatra and Mark Phatony."


The Many Uses of Phat.
Here are a couple of points to ponder:
1) phat can be substituted for virtually any adjective that means "good." Example: Jamie's guitar playing is phat. Sam's wardrobe is not.
2) Bats don't have eyes.
3) A non-phat-related-word (NPRW) can be made phatabulous by simply replacing a letter "f" with "ph." Example: "Last Phlight Out"
4) Your Mamma
5) An NPRW can also be made phatabulous by replacing a part of a word with "phat." Example: "absophatly!"
6) Say the word "wafer" 10 ten times quickly. Now.
7) Yet another way of phatabulizing an NPRW is to replace a whole word out of a phrase with "phat." Example: "Last Phat Out" or "That takes the phat."

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